I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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