For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You need a sexual gate keeper
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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