I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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