this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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