yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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