He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
ttyl tear gas
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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