I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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