yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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