But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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