hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
My ATM looks so different sober.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
My vagina is officially offended.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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