my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
false alarm, still single
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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