she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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