U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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