Sponge bath it is.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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