Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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