I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
