she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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