Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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