I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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