Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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