Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Randomize
