enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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