at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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