where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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