i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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