forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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