It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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