Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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