I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
How external is "for external use only"?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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