Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
There was a lot of him and a little penis
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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