my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
OPIZZABONMYDICK
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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