so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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