im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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