I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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