You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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