have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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