I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You've changed since you got that strap on
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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