remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
she smelled like a LAN party
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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