i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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