What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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