he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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