just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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