How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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