Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
whose ass print is on the piano?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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