He is such a slut. More and more my type.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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