Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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