I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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