Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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