i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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