Operation Purity has been aborted
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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