Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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