i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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